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Defamations Magnet - First 5 days

$6.99

Nationwide freight available or pick-up instore
Orders despatched within 24-48 hours


85 x 85 mm | Square magnet The first five days after the weekend are the hardest. TURN YOUR FRIDGE INTO A LAUGHING RIOT WITH FUN REFRIGERATOR MAGNETS Make your kitchen the funniest room in the house with our selection of fun and irreverent refrigerator magnets. Sassy and a little bit sweary, our fridge magnets will add a touch of humour to your: ex’s kitchen appliances co-worker’s filing cabinet boss’s whiteboard or any other metal surface At Defamations, we take our humour seriously. Our magnets are the perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humour and our selection of rude and inappropriate magnets will get the laughs started. Whether you’re looking for something to give as a joke or something to make you giggle every time you walk past the fridge, we’ve got a cool fridge magnet for everyone. SWEARY AND INAPPROPRIATE OFFICE MAGNETS You know you want to slip one of these into your manager’s office, right? It’s worth staying that extra ten minutes to slide one onto their filing cabinet or whiteboard. Sticks anywhere that’s metal. It’s solid, made of metal and won’t slide off. So, go ahead and gather a couple of pages and put a WTF magnet square in the middle. You can call it an act of sanity restoration and indulge in an inner giggle whenever you have to deal with that shit again. Start turning heads and start laughing today.

Click and Collect

Combine the convenience of ordering online and the flexibility of picking it up at a time that suits. Simply order by 1pm Monday to Friday, select 'Click & Collect' during checkout and your order will be ready for pick-up within 24-48 hours. You will receive a shipment notification via email confirming that your order is ready for collection.  If unsure – please call 07 878 6622 to check the status of your order.

Our showroom is open 7 days (Monday to Friday, 9am-5pm and Saturday to Sunday 10am-4pm).  The collection address is 58 Te Kumi Road, Te Kuiti.  Please bring a copy of your Order Confirmation when you come.

Oversized Items

Delivery of larger items (water features, sculptures, stone pots etc) are contracted to a professional freight carrier . Delivery is usually arranged within seven days but can take up to 2 weeks.  Bulk freight will be calculated at checkout (based on weight or cubic meterage rate).

Please note – deliveries outside of town boundaries are subject to surcharges.  Delivery is to your physical address however you will need to make your own arrangements for moving the water feature around once unloaded from the truck.  Delivery will be made as close as possible to your door however the following will be taken into consideration by delivery drivers before delivery will be completed:

  • Overhanging trees and power lines (less than 4mtr in height)
  • Gravel driveways will not allow pallet jacks to be moved around
  • Safety of vehicles and drivers

Delivery service does not include unpacking or installation.


If you would like a quotation on large or heavy deliveries please contact us on (07) 878 6622 or email us.

Free Premium Giftwrapping

If you would like to take advantage of our free Gift Wrapping service, select the Gift Wrapping option in your Cart. If you select Gift Wrapping in your cart, your items will be lovingly hand wrapped with quality wrapping paper and tied with a fabric ribbon.  Our quality gift wrapping service is provided FREE of charge.  Please note oversize and discounted items do not qualify for our free gift wrap service.

Including a gift tag is also available as part of our gift wrap service.  If you would like a handwritten message to accompany your gift, please add your message in the Comments box of your order in your Cart.

Delivery and Shipping

We offer standard delivery from a number of reputable couriers.  Please choose your preferred service at checkout.  Please note – our website shows live inventory meaning our items are kept in stock ready for immediate despatch.  Our delivery target for purchases made before 12 noon weekdays is 3 to 5 working days (Monday to Friday).  Please allow 1-3 extra if rural delivery is requested.

Our New Zealand orders are sent tracked. When standard delivery is selected, we use non-signature required service so your order will be left at your door or in your letterbox if you are not home to receive it. If there isn’t a safe place, the courier will leave a calling card with details of how to collect your order.  If you don't want the courier to leave your parcel unattended please select the signature required option at checkout. This is our preferred shipping option.  Sorry, we do not deliver to a PO Box address.  

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Customer Review

"I am thoroughly impressed with Shoppington’s exceptional service, not only at the time of purchasing our water feature but also with their outstanding after-sales support. When we needed to replace the pump in our water feature, their team was incredibly helpful in guiding us to the correct pump and the right chemicals to maintain our setup. Their knowledge and attention to detail truly made a difference. It's rare to find such a high level of customer care, and I highly recommend Shoppington for both product quality and service."

Bipin Patel

Google Review, 2025

"My Circle of Life water feature was delivered today. My order coincided with their next delivery so my wait was very brief. Great staff who answered my questions and everything extremely professional and straight forward. Huge selection to choose from, all set up and operating. A great business in Te Kuiti in the beautiful King Country. Well worth a visit."

Linda Parata

Google Review, 2025

"I love the range of products in Shoppington, showcased tastefully and beautifully. I buy all my special presents from here because I know they aren't readily available anywhere else in Te Kuiti, and I know the receiver of the gifts will absolutely love them. I love the atmosphere - the colours, the frangrances, the textiles, the sounds - a real feast for the senses! Thank you for the lovely customer service that always makes me eager to come back. You guys/gals truly rock!"

Annabelle Waugh

Google Review, 2025

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Defamations Magnet - First 5 days

$6.99

85 x 85 mm | Square magnet The first five days after the weekend are the hardest. TURN YOUR FRIDGE INTO A LAUGHING RIOT WITH FUN REFRIGERATOR MAGNETS Make your kitchen the funniest room in the house with our selection of fun and irreverent refrigerator magnets. Sassy and a little bit sweary, our fridge magnets will add a touch of humour to your: ex’s kitchen appliances co-worker’s filing cabinet boss’s whiteboard or any other metal surface At Defamations, we take our humour seriously. Our magnets are the perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humour and our selection of rude and inappropriate magnets will get the laughs started. Whether you’re looking for something to give as a joke or something to make you giggle every time you walk past the fridge, we’ve got a cool fridge magnet for everyone. SWEARY AND INAPPROPRIATE OFFICE MAGNETS You know you want to slip one of these into your manager’s office, right? It’s worth staying that extra ten minutes to slide one onto their filing cabinet or whiteboard. Sticks anywhere that’s metal. It’s solid, made of metal and won’t slide off. So, go ahead and gather a couple of pages and put a WTF magnet square in the middle. You can call it an act of sanity restoration and indulge in an inner giggle whenever you have to deal with that shit again. Start turning heads and start laughing today.

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